Hey Tony,
First of all . I know what your doing with this Django Unchained
But here are some more for those staying tuned'.
Django Unchainyobitch and its a porno. Whips and Chains and intense racism. Not saying its a good idea or something id watch. But i bet some people like you would enjoy a racist porno
What about Django Insano and he pokes everyones eyes out
DJango - Djangos a DJ
Django Chain-smoko, Django rips even more darts in the sequel. THeres also a prequel called
Django PreChainSmoko a kid super into soda, gum and chips and a sling shot
Django Tango. Django enters a tango competition to win back his wife
Django Manchego .. this Django is a manchego cheese producer
Django Manchego: Melted Cheese .. sequel where he invents fondue
Djan-Go Fish - card game spinoff cause in this economy?
Bingo Django Bongo. A golf course with only bingo bango bongo rules. For those who dont know Bingo Bango Bongo rules - i doubt you care to learn about them.
Gringo Django - every role is reversed in a world where Django is white. .
..But Come to think of it the black on black violence in this movie would be sending the wrong message. Keep the whites killing each other.
My ranking of deaths in movies by species / race
1. ANything / anyone White
2. Aliens
3. a deer hit by a car in a horror movie that ends up leading the main charatcters down that dark road
4. Russian
5. German
6. Dr. Strange
7. Uncle Ben
8. Chinese
9. Villain White Women
10. Polar Bears
10. Vietnamese
11. Old man
12. James Bond (when wil he die?)
Last on the list
third to last: horse
second to last: black human. especially a black kid like G- Baby
last: dogs
Mambo Django #5
DjangPIO
Anyways lets keep Django how it is, you racist
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